Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize