On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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