I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
My vagina just recognized that song.
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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