You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
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I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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