kristin has been a bad kristin
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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