Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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