Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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