She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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