are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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