Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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