And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
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You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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