dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
please don't ironically join a cult
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