they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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