upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
being pregnant is like rehab
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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