I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
COCAINE IS GR8
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