dude i'm inner monologue high
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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