Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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