i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Randomize
