butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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