love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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