its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I will be naked everywhere
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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