Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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