Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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