maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Randomize
