I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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