in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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