that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.