windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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