She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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