I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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