yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I didn't notice because vodka
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
