i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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