Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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