She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
This baby is an asshole
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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