And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
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