when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
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You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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