Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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