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Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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