just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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