At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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