Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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