You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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