i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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