We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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