Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize