Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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