Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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