The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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