How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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