i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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