Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
