i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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