No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Still dying that you shit outside
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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