If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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