Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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