CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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