I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I need a beard to bite.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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