So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
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He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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