Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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